Alpha Pistol Sales

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Guns of America

Specialists in Internet sales Firearm transfers - $30 ea. weapon

Note:  We can legally transfer long guns to New Mexico residents

Alpha Men at work

America's best taking orders from the worst civil government in our history run by dopeheads, hippies, political radicals, bitchy feminists, thieves, and others who never had an honest job in their lives


1. If you have done anything bad or are a mental case, you cannot legally possess a firearm. If you are unsure what "bad" means, please check with a lawyer.

2. We can receive weapons from anywhere/anyone in the United States.

3. Handguns should be shipped 2nd day air or USPS Priority Mail.  Rifles may be shipped FEDEX/UPS ground.

4. If you purchase a weapon over the Internet and the seller is a federally licensed dealer (like us), he will request our license details. We take care of that. All we need is his email address (preferably) or FAX number. All other types only need our address to be in compliance with the law. We can still send them our paperwork, if they desire.

5. When we receive the weapon, we will contact you right away. Then a.) You may come to our premises, b.) Pay for the weapon or pay the transfer fee, c.) Complete the required paperwork (it must be done at our premises), d.) Get approved to receive a firearm by the FBI. e.) Only then can you leave with your weapon(s).  f.) If it applies, active-duty fighting men who are not Texas residents must furnish us a copy of their orders stationing them at Ft. Bliss.

Note:  As a matter of corporate policy, we cannot provide firearms for homosexual weddings.

Alpha Pistol Sales
5134 Thornton St
El Paso, TEXAS 79932
Federal Firearms License #5-74-141-01-5M-02604
Mad Had - owner 

NO: Yankees, leftists, socialists, communists, feminists, perverts, welfare or drug addicts, most Democrats and other enemies of the U.S. Constitution, decent society, and hard working, moral people who make all nations successful for the long haul.

Speaking Truth
"Speaking truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell  "We live in a time of universal deceit." - Mad Had

The Founding Fathers "There is not one out of ten high officials in the three branches of the Federal Government who would not be jailed or hanged by the Founders of the United States.  Whose side are you on?" - Mad Had

Yankee Imperialism: "People have a right to their own culture, including the Yankees, but it is wrong to force it on others.  This is why wars start.  Just listen to the Mexicans.  Until the Yankees go home and stay there, there will be no peace, especially in the Western Hemisphere." - Mad Had

"The U.S. Congress and the Executive is governed by a majority of women -- at least that is how they act.  But these days, you really don't know unless you do a DNA test."  - Mad Had

Yankee Nazis: "If they are extreme conservatives, they have no place in the state of New York."
- New York governor Andrew Cuomo.  Who are "they"? Semi-auto gun owners, pro-lifers, pro-heterosexual marriage people, and other God-fearing folk.  Mr. Cuomo:  Before you spoke the words, I did not want a place in your Nazi-style state.  Furthermore, you and your Yankee debris have no place in Texas or any other Southern state.  If the reader of this has the misfortune to live in Yankee-land and are a "they", we Texans welcome you.  Emigrate ASAP.  You will be glad you did.  For those who remain, we all wish you the best but you are swimming upstream in a sewer.

Gun Rights "Only because we have gun rights has it prevented the U.S. from becoming a vast concentration camp." - Ground Zero radio show

When Women Run Things  "In large parts of the country, especially the left-coast and the northeast, men look like women and women look like men.  When women run things, this is what happens.  We in the South and those in most of the world consider this a perversion."  - Mad Had

Yankee Intolerance "Most Democrats, leftists, liberals, Europeans, Yankees, etc. are just like the Nazis and the Pharisees -- arrogant, intolerant, blind, want to take over the world, and think they are doing a service to humanity.  Like Stalin, they won't quit their dirty work no matter how bad things get.  Meanwhile they will do all they can to silence and destroy good people.  This is a character problem which is not fixable by an peaceful means." - Mad Had

Lazy Americans "If you don't have a job, get one.  Meanwhile, don't sit around living off the labors of others.  You can pick up trash from the public highways.  At least you are doing something for the common good."  - Mad Had

Democrat Thieves  "The Democrat party is stealing this country like the Nazis stole Germany in the 1930's.  They are doing it by making voters out of millions of ignorant, slavish people who refuse to take care of themselves or act responsibly.  They collect free medical benefits and other sorts of welfare that must be paid for by the rest of us.  Many of them are here illegally, barely speak English, if at all.  All of them are clueless about our Constitution, political freedom, respect for law, and personal and financial responsibility.  Worst of all, the illegal immigrants import their bankrupt cultures of the places they left.  If this continues, we will all be reduced to paupers and servants of the Democrat party bosses and the crony capitalists neither of whom give a damn about the U.S. middle class.  Nonetheless, there are those who want to emigrate here and become good citizens but the Democrats keep them out." - Mad Had

A Job for the Military "When are the mid-level officers of the U.S. military going to do their job and defend the U.S. Constitution from the thieves, political radicals, hippies, and dopeheads who have seized our government, especially the Federal Judiciary?" - Mad Had

A Correct Definition "What is the correct definition of a 'nigger'?  It has nothing to do with a man's race -- which he cannot help. It is a moniker for those of any race who play the 'race-card' to defend and protect evil behavior.  It is one of the tools that the Yankee rulers use to attack their enemies and divide people."  - Mad Had

Bankrupt Cultures "Good men who happen to be black are confronted by a white culture that is becoming as bankrupt as their own.  Is it any wonder that more and more of them embrace Islam?" - Mad Had

Rights for Soldiers "If a man is old enough to carry a machinegun, fight Muslim terrorists somewhere in the world on behalf of crony-capitalism, and get killed doing it, he is old enough to own a pistol and drink a beer.  But until women (and men who act like women) are stopped from running the country, this is not going to change." - Mad Had

A Feminist Lesbian Speaks Out "If civilization had been left in female hands, we would still be living in grass huts." - Feminist & Lesbian Camille Paglia

Black Culture "Black culture throughout the world is one of the most depraved and bankrupt the world has known.  How can anyone celebrate welfare dependency, vice, shiftlessness, and personal irresponsibility? Ninety percent of all blacks are born out of wedlock.  If you are a black man, you need to abandon your cultural heritage -- anything is better." - Mad Had

The Myth of Freedom of Speech
"Yankees will claim they believe in 'freedom of speech' -- but only as long as it agrees with their own."  - Mad Had

Bad Bugs Running the Show "State and Federal capitals attract human debris in the same way honey does flies.  Now we have a fly problem with bugs that have their hands on superior deadly force.  This is a serious crisis for all good citizens. " - Mad Had

Snowball headed for Hell "Are we rolling down hill like a snowball headed for Hell?  With no kind of chance for the Flag or the Liberty Bell?" - Merle Haggard - Are The Good Times Really Over? Lyrics

Idiot Voters "American voters, the majority of which are women, have shown year after year that they are idiots.  How do you fix political idiots?  How do you fix a nation full of women who think Ellen deGenerate is some sort of role-model?  How do you fix a culture of death?" - Mad Had

Bad Men "There are bad black men.  There are bad white, Latin, and Asian men.  Bad men are everywhere.  But this is lost on the racist legislation against whites that Yankees and their collaborators have forced on us and the legal system."  - Mad Had

The Innocent Must Pay!  "One of the Yankee beliefs is that the descendants of bad men must pay for the crimes of the dead.  This and a host of other evils have made Americans hated by good men in the rest of the world." - Mad Had

Leave Us Alone  "Muslims and most other non-Yankees have this in common: they want to be left alone.  But the Yankee, their inner-city dependents, and the crony-capitalists will do anything, including use deadly force, to press on with their goal of world domination.  That bitch, Hillary Clinton, has made this clear." - Mad Had

Yankee Definition of Freedom "When the Yankee speaks of 'freedom' it does not mean freedom from political tyranny but freedom to engage in all sorts of vice and criminal schemes, the goals of which are to rob one man of the fruit of his labors and hand it over to another.  These creatures, like the Soviets, spend their time misusing the language in order to make criminal activity sound good.  Like the current President, they are talkers and deceivers and have the ability to back it all up with the use of deadly force.  The Founding Fathers and other good citizens would label them as brutal tyrants." - Mad Had

This site was last updated 10/21/14